Here is my favorite funny sporting quotes about the Football World Cup. Sorry only a few have been found, the World Cup is so serious.
- “During Argentina matches the camera got so close to Maradona that you could see the whites of his nostrils.”
- Flights to Rio - $1200
Enjoying the ambiance - $2000
Accommodation - $2000
Arriving after elimination - priceless
- I'm sure sex wouldn't be so rewarding as this World Cup. It's not that sex isn't good but the World Cup is every four years and sex is not.
- “Argentina’s abysmal performance in the World Cup received plenty of snorts from their fans, particularly Diego Maradona.”
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