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Funny World Cup Quotes

Here is my favorite funny sporting quotes about the Football World Cup. Sorry only a few have been found, the World Cup is so serious.

  1. “During Argentina matches the camera got so close to Maradona that you could see the whites of his nostrils.” Nick Hall (comedian)
  2. Flights to Rio - $1200
    Enjoying the ambiance - $2000
    Accommodation - $2000
    Arriving after elimination - priceless

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  3. I'm sure sex wouldn't be so rewarding as this World Cup. It's not that sex isn't good but the World Cup is every four years and sex is not. Ronaldo - Brazilian soccer player, after winning 2002 World Cup.
  4. “Argentina’s abysmal performance in the World Cup received plenty of snorts from their fans, particularly Diego Maradona.” Nick Hall (comedian)

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