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Soccer Funny Sporting Quotes

Here is my favorite funny sporting quotes from the sport of Soccer.

  1. "I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars … the rest I just squandered." George Best
  2. "Amongst all unimportant subjects, football is by far the most important." Pope John Paul II
  3. He had an eternity to play that ball… but he took too long over it. Martin Tyler, English football commentator
  4. An inch or two either side of the post and that would have been a goal. Dave Bassett, English football manager
  5. And that’s Aston Villa’s first league goal since their last one. Elton Welsby, British TV sports presenter
  6. Germany are a very difficult team to play… they have eleven internationals out there today. Steve Lomas, Former Northern Irish football player
  7. Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that. Bill Shankly - English soccer manager.
  8. He is a goal scorer, not a natural born one - not yet. That takes time. Glenn Hoddle, Former English football player and manager
  9. I wouldn’t be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league. Mark Viduka, English and Australian football player.
  10. The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does. Phil Woosnam - Welsh soccer player and manager.
  11. I feel sorry for other countries fighting English football fans – the St George’s Flag looks so much like the Red Cross that they don’t know if they’re running towards medical attention or further violence. Alex Kealy (comedian)
  12. I'm sure sex wouldn't be so rewarding as this World Cup. It's not that sex isn't good but the World Cup is every four years and sex is not. Ronaldo - Brazilian soccer player, after winning 2002 World Cup.

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