Golf Quotes

Here is a list of quotes related to the game of golf.

"In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base."
- Ken Harrelson

The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it
- Bob Allen

Water creates a neurosis in golfers. The very thought of this harmless fluid robs them of their normal powers of rational thought, turns their legs to jelly, and produces a palsy of the upper limbs.
- Peter Dobereiner, writer

The friends you make on the golf course are the friends you make for life
- Jessica Anderson Valentine, Scottish golfer

"That little boy is driving well and he's putting well. He's doing everything it takes to win. So, you know what you guys do when he gets in here? You pat him on the back and say congratulations and enjoy it and tell him not serve fried chicken next year. Got it?" ... "or collard greens or whatever the hell they serve." Peter the Perfect Putter
- Fuzzy Zoeller, talking about the foods he hoped Tiger Woods would not serve the following year at the Masters in 1997, as the winner of the Masters gets to choose the menu for the following year.

"Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet."
- Tommy Bolt

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