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Funny Food Quotations

Here is my collection of funny quotes relating to food and dieting.

"Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out"
- Samuel Johnson

"He was a bold man that first ate an oyster"
- Jonathan Swift

"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again"
- George Miller

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet"
- Fran Leibowitz

"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people "
- Rodney Dangerfield

"Never eat more than you can lift"
- Miss Piggy

"Never trust a skinny cook"
- Iain Hewitson (Australian Celebrity Cook)

"Never trust a fat dietitian"
- Anonymous

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