Tennis Funny Sporting Quotes

Here is my top 10 list of favorite funny sporting quotes from the sport of Tennis. There are more too.

The Gullikson twins here. An interesting pair, both from Wisconsin Dan Maskell
She comes from a tennis playing family. Her father's a dentist BBC 2
McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands Fred Perry
He's got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair Peter Jones
These ball boys are marvellous. You don't even notice them. There's a left handed one over there. I noticed him earlier Max Robertson
... and when Chrissie is playing well I always feel that she is playing well Anne Jones
It's quite clear that Virginia Wade is thriving on the pressure now that the pressure on her to do well is off Harry Carpenter
We haven't had any more rain since it stopped raining Harry Carpenter
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how god I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. Mitch Hedberg
Billie Jean King, with the look on her face that says she can't beieve it ... because she never believes it, and yet, somehow, I think she does Maz Robertson

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