American Football Funny Sporting Quotes
Here is my top 10 list of favorite funny sporting quotes from the sport of American Football
- "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
- "The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?"
- "Well, we've determined that we can't win at home and we can't win on the road. What we need is a neutral site."
- "Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."
- "I'm in favor of it."
- "You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.
- "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."