Basketball Funny Sporting Quotes
Here is my top 10 list of favorite funny sporting quotes from the sport of Basketball.
- "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
- "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
- "All I know about Angola is Angola's in trouble."
- I hate it. It looks like a stickup at 7-Eleven. Five guys standing there with their hands in the air.
- They make a lot of money, but they spend a lot of money."
- Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up.
- "These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it."
- We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors. Weldon Drew
- "We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play."
- If you make every game a life and death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot.