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Here is my top list of favorite funny sporting quotes from the sport of Baseball. One of these are from someone who's name is pretty funny itself - Yogi Berra.

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1. "Abbott: Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third. Costello: That's what I want to find out." part of the famous 'Who's on first' dialogue between Abbott and Costello
2. "I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me."
   - Andre Dawson (outfielder for the Chicago Cubs), when asked about being a role model to the youth of America
3. "This has been a team effort. No one or two guys could have done all this." Casey Stengel, after the Mets lost 120 games in their inaugural season in 1962
4. "Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona." George F. Will.
5. "If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them"
   - Yogi Berra, New York Yankee
6. "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." Baseball announcer
7. "Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything."
   Toby Harrah.
8. "No one goes to that restaurant anymore. It's too crowded."- Yogi Berra, New York Yankee
9. "Half this game is ninety percent mental" Danny Ozark, manager of the Philadelphia Phillies
10. When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove. Vance Law
11. If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.  Dave Barry
12. "It is beyond my apprehension." Danny Ozark, manager of the Philadelphia Phillies when asked by reporter what he thought of his team during a losing streak.

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