Funny Food Quotations
Here is my collection of funny quotes relating to food and dieting.
"Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out"
"He was a bold man that first ate an oyster"
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again"
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet"
"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people "
"Never eat more than you can lift"
"Never trust a skinny cook"
"Never trust a fat dietitian"