Pick Up lines that Work (yeah right)

Many me do not realize how little time they have to impress a girl. Research has shown that women make up their mind about a guy in less than 30 seconds.

So men should chose their pick up line very carefully.

In one study conducted in England on 100 men and women aged between 25-45, the most successful lines were:

"What is your favorite pizza topping?"

and

"Who would you be on (British TV Show) Stars in Their Eyes?"

These line were found to be successfully as they made the girls laugh and open up.

The worst line in the study, not surprisingly, was found to be:

"I have a PhD in computing"

To the right are listed a few more favorites, with success not guaranteed and for for many probably not likely.

 

  1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
  2. Nice legs ... what time do they open?
  3. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
  4. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
  5. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell Outta me.
  6. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
  7. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?
  8. Are those real?
  9. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even further for that thing you do with your tongue.
  10. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
  11. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
  12. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
  13. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
  14. My name is (insert name here) ... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
  15. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
  16. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
  17. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  18. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
  19. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
  20. Baby, I'm an American Express lover ... you shouldn't go home without me.
  21. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???